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Fran’s Not Here 49 - Sad Johnny Cash Remix

The Log Driver’s Waltz just isn’t the hit I thought it was or whatever

July 24, 2020 episodes

Fran’s Not Here 48 - Sir, Your Pants are Too Hard

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  • Soft pants
  • Hot Turkey Sandwiches
  • A wild gift
  • Tired Mom

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. Subscribe via

May 17, 2020 episodes

Fran’s Not Here 47 - There’s 47 articles about everything and they’re all trash

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  • Edoga, High Heels, and Bubbles
  • Video game person of earth
  • How’s the Manulife Centre doing?
  • Squatting

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May 15, 2020 episodes

Fran’s Not Here 46 - Clapback for Catholics

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Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on December 10, 2019.

Eat a roast beef sandwich in a tub or whatever.

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January 4, 2020 episodes

Fran’s Not Here 45 - Same, but Higher

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Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019.

Sustainable drag queens fights or whatever.

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December 22, 2019 episodes

Fran’s Not Here 44 - Party Hard

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Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019.

The French probably have the best porn or whatever.

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November 15, 2019 episodes